1. |
Fuck It
02:26
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We are the ones
Who have fun in the sun
We say fuck it
We are the ones
dancin in the moonlight
Feelin alright
We say fuck it
The world is collapsing
Around our ears
We dont worry bout no hope
We don't care about no fear
We say fuck it
We are the types
Who don't take advice
We say fuck it
We may die where we dance
Or as we make romance
We say fuck it
The world is collapsing
Around our ears
We dont worry bout no hope
We don't care about no fear
We say fuck it
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2. |
Award Winning Chili
01:46
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Jammin the feed
Among the unearthly
Im kinda flirty
After five or six beers
Trollin for seed
Among the under thirty
I can pass for forty
After five or six beers
I got award winnin chili in my teeth
I'll let u know I'm gonna be
kinda a beast
I'll put you down
Make u drink from the cup
And after our thirty minutes is up
You can drive me home
Cuz I can't call an uber
Because my wife
Might be the driver
And that would ruin me for life
Cuz she's my plug
for award winnin chili
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3. |
Futuristic Crockpot
01:06
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Futuristic crockpot
Slow cook my green snot
The haves and the have nots
Everybody wants
My futuristic crockpot
Futuristic crockpot
Keepin warm my ass rot
The Chats and the chat bots
Everybody wants
My futuristic crockpot
What makes it so futuristic?
You tell me
It's silver and it's shiny
And it's really very tiny
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The Legless Crabs Dallas, Texas
Naïve rock'n'roll!
"The future of rock'n'roll." - Brian Shea, Monolith
Cocktail
"Too experimental for my taste." - Shanno Spit-Nauseous, Badger Carcass
"Makes two minutes feel like five. It’s some quantum shit." - Mike Dead, Fantasy Creeps
"This band is from 3020." - Biffy Chadmarn, Pukoid
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