1. |
Jason Allbeans Only Fans
03:54
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(verse)
You use a slur at gays and immigrants
at the grocery store
You needed oxy so you stole your mom's car
The suicide rate's highest in the sticks
Shoot a black man jogging thru your neighborhood
Ya think you're as pure as your skin is white
You become a cop so you can work with
your friends from the Klan
Salute the flag with a swastika tattoo
Yeah, ya think you're tough
(chorus)
Well, how's that for a small town
See how far ya make it in the real world
Outside of your dying community
We're trying to move on
From your tired old bullshit
You hide behind ye bible and yr sheets
Cover up your murders, incest and rape
Well how's that for a small town
(verse)
You got that gun that your granpa gave you?
Well nobody wants to take it from you
They'll Ruby Ridge your ass with drones
If you ever took it that far, you won't
Cuz you're a frightened child
A sad little schmuck
A real scared fuck
A comedic shitkicker
A Trump dicklicker
(chorus)
Well how's that for a small town
See how far ya make it in the real world
Outside your dying community
We're trying to move on
From your boring ass rhetoric
Hiding behind the bible and sheets
Cover up your lynchings, incest and rape
Well how's that for a small town
Full of good ol' boys, raised on hate
If you're looking for a fight
You better stay in your small town
You frightened little child
You better stay in your small town
Clutching that gun your grampa gave you
Frightened of everything
A dumb ass fool
You come to the city
You might find out
What you already think
That your way of life
Is going extinct
And the rest of us are glad to see you go
Ooh-ooh
Well how's that for a small town
Jason Aldean is worth $80 million dollars
If you think he's speaking for you
Man your just another rube
For him to sell tickets to
Fuckin shitkicker
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2. |
You Stupid Shitkicker
02:00
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The Legless Crabs Dallas, Texas
Naïve rock'n'roll!
"The future of rock'n'roll." - Brian Shea, Monolith
Cocktail
"Too experimental for my taste." - Shanno Spit-Nauseous, Badger Carcass
"Makes two minutes feel like five. It’s some quantum shit." - Mike Dead, Fantasy Creeps
"This band is from 3020." - Biffy Chadmarn, Pukoid
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